Plots authored by @lexykords:
- He was all set to make the best streaky bacon in Marylebone before Swine flu struck
- The button, as if possessed, ricoched off the gleeming Christian Louboutin and flew directly
- He licked his lips pensively and said "no but I'll gladly lick the jam out of your doughnut"...
- That was the day that food became my bestest friend....
- The button, as if possessed, ricoched off the gleeming Christian Louboutin and flew directly..
- Until the day I met my fluffy little kitten Cornelius...