Plots authored by @nelstrom:
- He had ran a tight kitchen, where vegetarians were served with pomp and ceremony.
- "I forbid you to play with that gun. You always shoot the wrong people!", she said.
- As the locals lined the Mall to say their final farewells, the country at large was unaware of his loss.
- Unfortunately, I tripped over a small Bible and was sprawled on the bookshop floor when the warden's feet came to rest.
- The pig had become an expert at hypocrisy but sadly fell foul of a fat carrot and a narrow oesphagus.