Plots authored by @smilnamo:
- "Who said your sisters were the wrong people?", he replied.
- My friend from high school had crabs and said it was terrible, so why would I fish for them?
- Harold, her elderly neighbor, was again under her bed, farting and giggling.
- "I don't know how to read," he confessed. "I have no idea what this says. Can you read it to me?"