Plots authored by @tweet_hart:
- At her age, she didn't see the point of playing hard to get.
- If only he hadn't winked at the waitress.
- Even carnivores were treated with gravy and respect.
- It was on that very day on the escalater in H.Nicks, both hands clutching the designer loot, that the button popped.
- It was a crackling good cremation!
- This has lead to an extreme ambivalence towards hedgehogs. Whilst I adore their nasty spines I abhor their cute faces.
- Crabs and cancer are uncomfortable bed mates after all.
- She drew deeply on her cigar, and passed the port - to her left.
- It was probably that sense of entitlement or perhaps the dash of narcissism that made him do it.
- By day, Patsy played Pass the Plot. By night her dreams surpassed the plot.
- GUM GUM, (Genito Urinary Medicine), not glue or some sticky post it receipt.
- GUM, GUM (Genito Urinary Medicine), not glue or some sticky post it receipt.
- The car came from nowhere and she was in the middle of the road scratching an unbearable itch in her nose.
- Only the old fart let her down
- Only the old fart let her down.
- Mais non cherie - trop gros!
- If only he'd looked up the meaning of spam, he wouldn't have eaten it.
- I fell backwards in horror banging my head on a gnarled tree with branches surprisingly like Grandpa's old hands.
- Maybe because He is a She.