Plots authored by @woodstocktaylor:
- Elvira always bought proper beeswax. From Gray's. And this was definitely not proper beeswax.
- I was totally unprepared for what I found there, however. The traffic warden seemed less surprised - even relieved.
- Ah well, best not get involved. Right size shoes and a nice warm drink. Waste not want not.
- No wonder the banisters hadn't come up as shiny as usual. But what was that strange, beautiful sound?