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The funeral of the learned pig was one of the biggest that London has ever seen. He had been an extraordinary porker.
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At her age, she didn't see the point of playing hard to get.
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I didn't even want to go crab fishing.
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The first thing that made her suspicious was the smell.
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I was living in a box. A cardboard box.
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Don't you want a bite of my eclair?
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The other day was almost the same as the day before with only one minor difference. The traffic warden.
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She was puzzled. The man had just disappeared.
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When three years old I saw my parents killed in a road accident and decided never again to love anything else that can bleed.
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The air of night was humid. Lying in bed awake, Aiden couldn't get comfortable, pondering about yesterday.
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If only he hadn't winked at the waitress.
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It was on that very day on the escalater in H.Nicks, both hands clutching the designer loot, that the button popped.
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"I forbid you to play with that gun. You always shoot the wrong people!", she said.
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Why had she placed a knife on the table and looked meaningfully into his eyes?
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He was the most pampered bricklayer in the whole of East Kilbride.
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His standards were real in every sense of the word.
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As she watched the Edinburgh Festival herd of tourists devour her town again..
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It was not without some trepidation that I found myself opening the back door.
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It was a dark and stormy night. And the captain - oh the captain! - he said to the pretty young maid.
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Fishing and philandering were two pursuits that complemented each other beautifully.
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Sand between their toes, they shook hands, smiled and turned to go.
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She drew deeply on her cigar, and passed the port - to her left.
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It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain, he fell madly in love with him.
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The doctor entered the examination room where I waited, looked grimly at his papers, and began to speak.
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He stared at the seagull, and the seagull stared back at him.
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The sun rose above the hills of our village on that fatefully day&I child as I was, couldn't wait
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It was probably that sense of entitlement or perhaps the dash of narcissism that made him do it.
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The many Literary Twestival participants were puzzled. Could they Pass the Plot? Or would they just pass?
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"What have you done to your eyes?" was the first thing he said, "they used to be blue".
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She had cramp. But she couldn't move. Why had she agreed to it? It wasn't for the money. Artists had no money.
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"Ah yes", Mary thought to herself, "I knew they'd be the sort to choose a name like that".
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Thirty third in line, I awaited my destiny. Giant birds rested outside.
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Without consulting his dentist he handed the money for his purchase to the cashier, trembling with greed.
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By day, Patsy played Pass the Plot.
By night her dreams surpassed the plot.
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A burning ball of molten rock sped towards Earth. Jan had the solution, but her mobile's battery was flat.
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@HeadPhaze thought he'd lost the plot a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
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Rudolph the red nose reindeer had a very bulbous nose.
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once upon a time... NA BAHIA
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John held Joe tightly. Hannah needed help, he thought.
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Sitting on the edge, he felt the breeze rush up, lifting his damp shirt. He shifted and closed his eyes.
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Campbell Sorrey was a liar. A drunk and a liar, but he built a sweet guitar.
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Rudolph the red nose reindeer had a very bulbous nose.
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Rudolph the red nose reindeer had a very bulbous nose.
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@HeadPhaze think I lost the plot a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
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I was walking down the street, when this boy started following me
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Me and my Frank are smacking loose teeth right into the sky, like accountants at the driving range.
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The car came from nowhere and she was in the middle of the road scratching an unbearable itch in her nose.
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My little dears who learn to read pray early learn to shun that very silly thing indeed which people call a pun.
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Call me David. Though, some folks call me Danno or Davy..But that's besides the point. This is how it started...